gross? yes.
Why the long neck hairs you ask?
Because when I get Type II embarrassed chills I swear my neck hairs grow two inches. I have to squish my shoulders up to my neck to make them stop growing. Then I do a little shake/shiver to calm them down.
Is anyone else suffering from Type II while watching the Bachelorette this season? More than usual?
Especially this guy?
Who we actually really like, but we have to pause it like a hundred times and then rewind and then try and figure out what his big words mean.
When I talk about TYPE II in reference to Ames... here is a good example... this is a question from his Bio on ABC:
"What do you wish we had asked you? I love to wear a tuxedo. I can tie a bowtie perfectly while blindfolded".
What is going on right now? Type II. That is what is going on.
Another type II happened a few days ago when a friend of a friend (a male adult) kept singing Disney songs, (for reals) and I could not handle it for one more second. Bless his heart but the singing was combined with arms spontaneously being raised in the air while singing. I am not even kidding. The neck hairs were growing a mile a minute and I eventually had to excuse myself and go in the other room to get composure.
Mean? no, he had no clue.
Only me and my neck hairs and Bryant who knows me so well.
Is anyone else suffering from TYPE II situations this summer?
If so please share.
I just asked Bryant if he was suffering from TYPE II situations and he reminded me of when we went out to lunch the other day and a guy at the restaurant was going around to the different tables singing SO loud and we did not know where to look when he came near us!! Holy Chills!
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i'm dying right this second.
Megan, are you dying because you are my hair dresser and you're nervous about the neck hairs?
You are having quite the type II summer! This is the first time I have watched the Bachelorette since the beginning and I canNOT handle it. Ames gets me every time. So does every single date where they say cheesy things to each other and awkwardly go in for the kiss.
Are those three girls with the chickens giving you type II?
And, BTW, the Bachelorette this season, Ashley, is giving me all sorts of Type II...."I just don't know if I can do this!" said about a million times....
I don't understand why it's a problem for a grown man to randomly sing Disney songs, especially if accompanied by some serious dance moves
yes. I am nervous about trimming your "atrocious" neck hairs!!
Ames. He's such a nice guy! I was so sure she was sending him home, though, but I was hoping not because I SO want to meet his family and see HOW THE HECK he became the guy that he is. He's sooo... different.
Ya, Ames is a definite weirdo. We're coming over on Monday.
i am DYING over your stories...cannot even handle the photo of the girls holding chickens? what? i love that i don't watch the bachelorette but read your posts & get updated. hahaha!
What?! You get embarrassed? I have seriously outgrown Type I & II.
My Mom used to try to embarrass me in the grocery store... didn't work. I would turn it around on her and start singing along with whatever song was on the radio, then when she would try to run away I would chase her down yelling loudy, "Mom, where are you going? Don't leave me! I love you!" Also, I would do the Elf "I'm singing. I'm in a store and I'm singing..." Gets her every time!!
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